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Joke of the Day
"What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants? Irrelephant"
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"What's the difference between dreams and memes? I haven't given up on my memes yet"
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did; in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the other people in his car."
"Can we stop calling actors ""brave""? ""I cant believe he had the courage to play dress up pretend time make believe"""
"[Airport security supervillain screening] AGENT: Spell 'haha' ME: OK, 'M',-- AGENT: ur under arrest"
"What do you call a crappy business man? an Entre""manure"""
"The time traveler made a poor taste gag about the atrocities of World War 3..... Everyone agreed, it was too soon."
"What does a farsighted gynecologist have in common with a puppy dog? They both got a wet nose."
"A man's son goes off to join isis. The man laments saying: Why? Jihad so much potential!"
"Did you hear about the woman who drowned in semen? She had it coming."