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Joke of the Day
"What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants? Irrelephant"
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"A grasshopper walks into a bar... A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""hey, I got a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper says, ""hey you got a drink named Steve?!"""
"judge: ""you have chosen to defend yourself, is that correct?"" me: [muffled from inside full suit of armour] ""that's correct"""
"Wanna hear a dirty joke? dust funnies"
"What did the terrorist send in the mail? A CAIR package."
"Christmas Jokes Q: Why was Missis Claus mad last night? A: Santa came early"
"Two seats open. One next to a good looking girl who noticed me as I walked in. The other by a wall outlet. She'll find love in another man."
"What is a Polish person's favorite weapon? A Warsaw..."
"Why did Obama serve two terms? Because blacks always get a longer sentence"
"[i walk in with broken ribs and face bleeding] yeah but you should see the other guy! [cut to: horse just chilling in a field enjoying life]"