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Joke of the Day

"What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? I just passed your friend in the woods."

"So, hows your DNS lookup up? Yet again, I am very sorry."

"I can't fall asleep right now, I'm too busy counting how many hours of sleep I will get if I fall asleep right now."

"What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy? Edit: Whoops wrong sub."

"""I stand corrected"" said the man in the orthopedic shoes."

"Why is the number of black priests so small? Most of them run away after being called father once or twice"

"I'm just a girl, with a baseball bat, smashing my internet modem into a gazillion pieces."

"A termite walks into a bar... And asks the nearest person ""Hey, is the bar tender here?"""

"Before I go to bed, I like to take a bath and than listen to Single Ladies. Its my own Bed, Bath and Beyonce."

"[Being murdered at Walmart] Please will you dump my dead body at Target people can't know I shopped here"