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Joke of the Day
"England has no kidney bank... But it does have a Liverpool."
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"How do you stop a deaf women from telling anyone you raped her How"
"What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want? They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east."
"My math teacher used to call me average. How mean!"
"So Subway spokesperson Jared Fogle is being investigated for child pornography I guess he really did want to ""eat fresh"""
"According to the police report, waking up in your lover's arms is only romantic when they know how you got in their house."
"Whats the difference... Between a hormone and and enzyme? You cant hear an enzyme."
"My favorite quote. ""Deep down, every human being just wants to be remembered."" *anonymous*"
"You remind me of Monday... Because nobody likes you"
"Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner? They lost their reservations."