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Joke of the Day

"I can't fall asleep right now, I'm too busy counting how many hours of sleep I will get if I fall asleep right now."

"Why can't you play UNO with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards."

"It's weird how no one on The Jetsons ever addresses the apocalyptic events that left only white Americans behind, living in the sky."

"Why are black people so tall? Because they're negros. (Hah get it? Knee grows?)"

"What is the difference between jelly and jam? [NSFW?] What is the difference between jelly and jam? *I can't jelly my dick up your ass.*"

"What is spidermas favourite type of rice Uncle Ben's"

"How do you call for a bath? With a Teletubbie."

"Just by looking at her smile, I can tell how good a girl is at oral... hygiene."

"Gravity is such a bully... It always brings us down."

"Bar Joke A zionist, a mass murderer and a jew come into a bar, the israelite orders a drink"