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Joke of the Day

"I'm just a girl, with a baseball bat, smashing my internet modem into a gazillion pieces."

"slipping acid into your moms food because she needs to chill out and have a good trip"

"What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word? A canine with two X chromosomes."

"Big explosion down at the Cheese factory today... I guess it completely leveled the place, All that was left was Da Brie."

"Are you ignorant or apathetic ? I don't know, and I don't care..."

"[NSFW] Do you know what really brings out the child in me? A miscarriage."

"When I was born I was given two choices: The first was to have a perfect memory, and the other was to have a huge penis. Unfortunately, I can't remember which one I chose."

"You think you have your anger issues under control until someone starts telling an important story while they're chewing"

"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks him, ""Where did you get that thing?"" Parrot says, ""Africa."""

"Original physics joke. I'm very proud. I was organizing my desk the other day and the Entropy Police gave me a ticket for disturbing the chaos."