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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy? Edit: Whoops wrong sub."
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"Two fish are in a tank, one says to the other... How do we drive this thing?"
"Did you hear Aerosmith's new song about chocolate milk? It's called ""Sweet Emulsion"""
"Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea? Because they drink it before it's cool."
"What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist? Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI"
"Stephen Hawkins goes on a date.... he comes back a couple of hours later with broken glasses, grazed knees, twisted ankle. She'd stood him up."
"If I haven't said something mildly offensive today I'm sorry and I promise to try harder"
"First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ? Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !"
"Two snowmen are standing in a field. One leans over to the other and asks ""you smell carrots?"""
"What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms? 2 Na"