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Joke of the Day

"So, hows your DNS lookup up? Yet again, I am very sorry."

"Shawty dropped to the ground like she ain't got manners There was too much lights for an epileptic girl to handle"

"I walked into my bosses office and yelled, ""Three to five cellular layers of skin."" ""What?"" he laughed. ""I'm just saying what's on everyone's lips."""

"And I really love chocolate... I'm like a chocoholic, but for booze."

"Just used my phone to record my wife snoring. She'd kill me if I ever played this in front of her friends. So... I guess this is goodbye."

"What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies? There's no million dollar car in my garage."

"Everyone sings ""Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You"" to their selfies, right guys? Guys?..."

"What do women and floor tiles have in common? If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years."

"I'm aging like an avocado. By the time I finally noticed my prime it was too late."