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Joke of the Day
"""I stand corrected"" said the man in the orthopedic shoes."
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"What did one drug dealer tell another on the street corner after hearing of Amy Winehouse's death? Damn, I'm gonna go bankrupt."
"What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall? Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)"
"When women cry, their faces look like half-chewed Starbursts."
"What kinds of boobs are popular in the workplace? Pos-tits."
"It's not curiosity that killed the cat ... it was procatstination"
"Where is the most ironic place to get a girl pregnant? Abortion clinic."
"Why do white girls help fight heartburn? Because they're so basic."
"How deep is a swimming pool? It deep-ends."
"There are two kinds of people who don't say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot."