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Joke of the Day

"Why is the number of black priests so small? Most of them run away after being called father once or twice"

"What do you call an Israeli rooster? A koke."

"What's the best thing about being named Richard? Every picture of me is a Dick pic. Which is to say my own mother hangs Dick pics on her walls."

"Harrison Ford has broken his ankle. There will now be a new Star Wars cast."

"Speaking of one-liners,"

"[Deathbed Confession] I wish I'd listened to my girlfriend more often. Especially as I crossed the road after she yelled BUS."

"Just once, I'd like to wake my girlfriend up with up with oral sex... ...but she never sleeps with her mouth open."

"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity It's impossible to put down"

"DTF (Down time finally) -mom's everywhere"

"Jason Russel's been caught masturbating in public? Well, I guess it was Kony a matter of time before he fucked up."