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Joke of the Day

"Why is the number of black priests so small? Most of them run away after being called father once or twice"

""" I gotta see this guys best tweet, I'll gift him Favstar Pro"". Said no one ever."

"Interviewer: Name some of your weaknesses. Me: I procrastinate. Haphazard, cantankerous... Interviewer: Strengths? Me: Vocabulary?"

"What do you put in an actor's drink... [OC] to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars? [Expectorant](/spoiler)"

"Dear Dreamworks, How to Train Your Dragon was not the instructional movie I was hoping for since acquiring a Komodo dragon"

"[Emergency Room] MRS. PINATA: Will my husband make it, doc? DOCTOR *slurping on sucker*: We'll do what we can but he's lost a lot of candy"

"Why did the melons decide to have a wedding? Because they cantaloupe."

"If i had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive.. they'd eventually find me attractive."

"Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub The first one says ""Give me the soap"". The second one says ""no soap. radio""."

"why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about america? because freedom rings."