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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a WWI soldier? A WWI soldier has a reason for shooting himself in the foot."

"The start of a child porno Little girl: Uncle, how are babies made? Uncle: Take your clothes off, I'll show you."

"Why did Adrian Peterson beat his son? Because it's easier than beating New England."

"Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!"

"Do you love me because I am beautiful or I am I beautiful because you love me?"

"What's the convention for big-breasted female clowns? Silly-Con"

"Why did the samurai hate nonsense? Because he was a sensei."

"Back in the day, pens could only be used once before you threw them away The invention of the modern pen is truly remarkable"

"What did the blind and deaf girl get for Christmas? Cancer."

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six offender."