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Joke of the Day

"Back in the day, pens could only be used once before you threw them away The invention of the modern pen is truly remarkable"

"What's also red and know if you're naughty or nice? My penis during my girlfriend's period"

"So a DBA walks into a NOSQL bar... but immediately leaves because he couldn't find a table"

"A pianist is currently on trial. He was accused of fingering A Minor."

"What did one John say to the other John? ""What's the matter? You look flushed!"""

"What do you call a handful of gravel A palm-o-granite!"

"I hate when a girl says the wrong name during sex They know my name isnt Someone Help"

"I try to tell good jokes... ...but I always punch up the fuck line."

"When your Dad is a math teacher you grow up with jokes like this... Q: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? A: To get to the same side!"

"How do you assemble a computer? Bit by bit."