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Joke of the Day
"What's the convention for big-breasted female clowns? Silly-Con"
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"Feminist are like sleeper agents Both have trigger words."
"What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr? Ana-kin"
"My friend just told me a deep, dark secret... When he was younger, his father used to verbally abuse him, then proceed to lock him in the freezer. Jeez, that's cold."
"If some last names were an ancestor's profession (Baker, Cobbler) How do you explain Dickinson?"
"I wish prostitutes would learn a lesson from eBay ...and do away with insertion fees."
"Pandas are proof that if you have a cute enough outfit no one will call you fat."
"I'm trying to raise a horse but she has insomnia. It's a nightmare."
"4: ""Mom, I'm gonna be just like you when I grow up and say bad words and eat French fries two at a time."""
"Melanoma victims hate it at first... ...but it grows on them.^I'm^sorry^..."