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Joke of the Day

"The start of a child porno Little girl: Uncle, how are babies made? Uncle: Take your clothes off, I'll show you."

"I remember when a minimum wage job was a stepping stone, not a career."

"What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car? Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry."

"I really was gonna jog at the park today....but I just found an empty park bench so I'll just have a few smokes and cheer the joggers on."

"To all the fisherman out there... You da reel MVP"

"How do you impress a girl? By growing up."

"I keep forgetting which Disney princess is it who solves all her own problems without trying to find a boyfriend?"

"They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum"

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Just follow the Fresh Prints"

"Campbell's Soup annual business meeting Current products are selling fine...See everyone next year."