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Joke of the Day

"Why did Adrian Peterson beat his son? Because it's easier than beating New England."

"If someone is a vegan, does crossfit, and has a rescue dog.... which one do they tell you about first?"

"I went to an XXX Girls Show in Rome There were just 30 girls..."

"It rubs the lotion on its skin and struggles with the doorknobs again."

"Clinton still leads Trump by 2! FBI Investigations."

"Why are tampons always grumpy? Because they're stuck up cunts."

"Stop me if you've heard this already. -said no kid ever"

"Some coworkers sign emails with ""cheers"" or ""sincerely"" followed by their names but I typically use ""you've made a powerful enemy today."""

"Why was the dolphin keeper depressed? Because he had no porpoise."

"JK Rowling has written an explanation on Pottermore for a spell that makes your legs fall off It's called the Pistorious spell."