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Joke of the Day

"Why did Adrian Peterson beat his son? Because it's easier than beating New England."

"What was the name of Gorilla's girlfriend Go-rilla"

"one man six horses. a man was hospitalized with six plastic horses inside him. The doctor described his condition as stable."

"""Sir you can't bring your dog onto the plane"" [labradoodle puts on tiny pilot hat] ""Omg captain I'm so sorry"""

"Sir your resume is just a list of songs you can play in Guitar Hero on expert ""yea"" Even trogdor? ""fo sho"" Alright, welcome to Led Zeppelin"

"How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know, but it only takes one to get it [removed]"

"Go deep throat a cactus."

"If you got tired of living, don't share your thoughts with all your friends they might not give you a chance to change your mind..."

"Number Bullying 1 was making fun of 0 for being fat and how he equates to nothing. This continued for several weeks until 0 had enough. He grabs 1 by his throat and shouts ""Stop boolean me!""."

"Have you guys heard about that new broom that's sweeping the nation? I heard it literally leaves its competitors in the dust!"