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Joke of the Day
"What did the blind and deaf girl get for Christmas? Cancer."
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"I once had a midget for a wife. until I took an arrow to the knee."
"Did you hear about the epileptic midget who works at the pizzeria? They call him Little Seizures."
"How do you make beef stew? Tell a cow they're being watched."
"Everyone's switching from the iPhone 5 to the iPhone 6 for an extra inch ...I sure hope my girlfriend doesn't do the same."
"Did you hear about the worlds greatest magician? He was walking down the street and turned into a drug store"
"Kevin fills a beaker of water and places it on the machine... ""One liter of water."" it read. Kevin gasped and sat back in his chair ""This speaks volumes..."""
"That awkward moment when someone is washing dishes and you slowly put your glass in the sink."
"Why was the feminist picnic cancelled? Because nobody made sandwiches."
"Not sure how coffee got its own table in the living room, but kudos."