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Joke of the Day
"Only works in German - What is the biggest monkey? - Giraffe!"
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"I don't know why, but the record for oldest person seems to be cursed. Every time someone gets it, they die shortly afterwards."
"TIFU : I got the wrong zoo magazine Oops wrong sub"
"LeBron Still Wins MVP. Most Visible Penis."
"Hey Law & Order, please stop throwing around the word semen all willy-nilly, I'm trying to watch this with my mom"
"what tea is hardest to swallow? Reality"
"What did the comedian say to the girl who looked like a virgin? ""You have untapped potential"""
"Why did the piglets do badly in school? They were all slow loiners."
"Why did the tear testify in court? Because he was an eye wetness."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? ""It might take awhile for me to get hard, I got laid this morning"""