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Joke of the Day

"Do you love me because I am beautiful or I am I beautiful because you love me?"

"I have an original joke. Just kidding. I couldn't find one to repost."

"What do Leonardo DiCaprio & anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common? Their odds of winning are the same"

"How do Gay Men get divorced? Both sides get nothing."

"What do you call a mean dust storm? Darude - Sandstorm"

"Psychedelic Playthings... So I should probably stop covering my child's toys in LSD and leaving them out... ... I've heard they can be a trip hazard."

"Shhh don't talk, I'm imagining you smart."

"Ted: ""Dad, why don't I have a middle name?"" Dad: ""Actually son, Ted is your middle name. Your first name is Adop"""

"ME (tousling his hair): You got a girlfriend? 8 YEAR-OLD: Yeah ME (grabbing him by the collar): How. How did you do it"

"Have you ever tried Nigerian food? Neither have they."