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Joke of the Day

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six offender."

"Two fish were in a tank... One says to the other: you shoot, I'll drive"

"How do you kill a circus troupe? Go for the juggler."

"What comes after Ebola? Fbola."

"Why was Darth Vader so ugly? Because he had sithilis."

"I asked my wife if we could get a hot young nanny. Of course she got mad and said ""No!"". For one thing, we don't have any kids..."

"Why do Gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers. My FAVORITE clean joke, by far."

"If electricity always flows in the path of least resistance Why doesn't lightning always strike in France?"

"I wonder if Taylor Swift ever gets one of her songs stuck in her head and also wants to kill herself"

"""WHAT DO WE WANT?!"" ""SELF-CONFIDENCE!"" ""WHEN DO WE WANT IT?!"" *everyone breaks eye contact and starts mumbling*"