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Joke of the Day
"When I was in my twenties we didn't have hipsters we had AIDS, which was almost as bad."
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",,,,,, Find me a rainbow. I never understand lyrics anyway."
"Have you heard that hilarious joke about Hellen Keller? Neither has she."
"Bill Clinton has been battling the same illness for 17 years. Pneumonica."
"What does IDK mean? I've yet to find someone who knows."
"Me: *doing magic trick* Is THIS your card? Guy: They're all my cards, give me my wallet back."
"A joke walks into a bar... So the bartender says ""Can I help you?"" And the Joke says ""Nah I'm good I'm just waiting for a couple Jews"""
"""We want people to wake up, but also want to kill themselves."" - Alarm Clock Sound Engineers"
"With today's guilty verdict Aaron Hernandez went from a tight end to a soon to be wide receiver."
"How many redditors does it take to make a good joke? Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost."