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Joke of the Day

"A joke walks into a bar... So the bartender says ""Can I help you?"" And the Joke says ""Nah I'm good I'm just waiting for a couple Jews"""

"Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence? There was a lot of reposting to do"

"A dog made of diamonds would be everyone's best friend."

"Whenever I'm depressed, I go to the roof at night, watch the view, reminisce, look at the stars and be touched by the lord.... ..the land lord.."

"What did the picky cow say? Mewww."

"How will an IT guy fix a lamp? He'll restart the nuclear power plant"

"How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. Protesters never change anything."

"Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said ""What ya doin'?"" She said ""Buying luggage."""

"Why is the fridge shaking so much? It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!"

"What does a Russian say before having sex? I'm Putin it in."