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Joke of the Day
",,,,,, Find me a rainbow. I never understand lyrics anyway."
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"[interrupts brain surgeon] yes, but I read on Web MD that"
"How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke? Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it."
"I thought I'd repost an old joke... Oops wrong sub..."
"Why did the Trump inauguration look so small? Camouflage!"
"The worst thief ever came to my birthday party today. I mean, I've seen other thieves, but this one took the cake."
"Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends? Because Paracetamol on fire."
"Bob: Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor."
"What do you call coffee on the floor? Ground Coffee."
"American light beers are like having sex on a canoe... Its fucking close to water"