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Joke of the Day

"How many redditors does it take to make a good joke? Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost."

"What do mormons and tweakers have in common? They both ride bikes and are on a mission."

"I've been playing this online game where you mostly end up immobilised and eaten alive by insects. It's alright, but just feels like another form of e-scaphism."

"A Proton goes into a bar and orders a drink,when he asks how much the drink will cost the Bartender says ""That will be $3.50."""

"How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan."

"Traffic lights are so shy the closer I get to them, the more likely they are to go red"

"I'd like to think that when pedophiles hang out one of them always asks to see the kids menu and they all have a good hearty laugh"

"I think it's just about time to sit my 9yr old down and give her the ""Your mom is a pyscho and you're probably gonna end up one too"" speech."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He flushed."

"Google Docs went to Nepal over the summer, came back like ""I'm Google DRIVE now,"" but we still called it Docs for the rest of college."