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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Origami Artist never win a poker match? Because he will always fold."

"How do you keep an asshole in suspense?"

"Can you imagine getting the girl of dream's phone number and her first text to you she spells it ""defantely"""

"If you're ugly, you cant say ""Single And Loving It"" Cuz you really have no choice."

"Guys; if she stops responding to your messages for days, 100% of the time it's a technical problem. Keep trying."

"Why Tom Hiddleston wasn't in age of ultron. Maybe Tom Hiddleston wasn't in age of ultron cause he's trying to stay low key."

"What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine? 50 shades of grey's anatomy"

"First Time F: they say the first time hurts, is that true? M: I don't know, but I don't think so. F: they say that every time M: amateurs"

"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired? He became an ex-terminator!"

"Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself? Because he had no body to go with."