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Joke of the Day
"What does IDK mean? I've yet to find someone who knows."
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"What'd the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass."
"Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea? Because all proper tea is theft."
"DOCTOR: studies show that social media use reduces attention span ME: that's hard to believe DOCTOR: are you checking your phone? ME: what?"
"Pimp my ride I've just ordered the personal number plate BAA BAA. Should look cool on my black jeep."
"You haven't mastered the Art of Twitter, until you can subtweet yourself, while everyone else thinks it's about them"
"What do we want? ROCK HARD ABS! When do we want them? THE DAY AFTER THE HOLIDAYS ARE OVER!"
"*meteor is about to hit earth* Earth: I have a boyfriend"
"What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car? A *range rover*!"
"Whats the least paying job? British dentist."