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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard that hilarious joke about Hellen Keller? Neither has she."
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"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year and when he does, it's down the chimney."
"""What's the matter with your dinner ?"" ""Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later what I've eaten !"""
"What do you call transgender superheroes? X-Men."
"Four years ago, I asked out the girl of my dreams. Today I asked her to marry me! She said ""no"" both times."
"I bet vampires just walk around saying how different things were in back the old days."
"There's a lot to be said for having a long term girlfriend And it's all said by her"
"When I die, I hope it's in a women's dressing room because if I become a ghost, that would be AWESOME!"
"I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing."
"Her: I have a marathon coming. Me: Ooh, which show?"