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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard that hilarious joke about Hellen Keller? Neither has she."
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"The best part about Facebook is never having to wonder what your acquaintance's baby is doing all day everyday day."
"Why won't the machines just take over already? I'm tired of doing stuff."
"Wrong number Some guy keeps texting ""stand and deliver"" to me. I keep telling him he's got the wrong number, but he's adamant"
"How much does a Qur'an weigh? Allaht"
"Why do women wear striped bras? Because it's a ZEBRA."
"They say 15 minutes of exercise every day will add 3 years to your life. The problem is that it adds the 3 years to your 80s not your 30s."
"""Here you go body some nutritious food, how bout some energy?"" Body: ""I shall make this into nose hair"""
"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad I had to take his bike away."
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idea"