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Joke of the Day
"What's an Ancient Roman's favorite sex position? LXIX."
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"A wife says to her husband.... ""I want you to whishper dirty things in me ear,, to which the husband replies: ""Kitchen,bathroom,livingroom""..."
"It might take a village to raise a child... but it only takes a viking to raze a village."
"You can tell how important a thing is by if there's a cheese of it: string, important; mars, not important; blue, important; democracy, not"
"I bet Melania Trump really regrets buying a speech off Craigslist now."
"""How often do you floss?"" Every day ""How often do you lie?"" Every six months"
"tough choice Obama, Osama, and Hitler are lined up against a wall who gets shot first Obama for fucking this country"
"People with guns, asking for your money... ...You've got to hand it to them."
"Be sure to empty your pockets before doing your laundry You could get in trouble for money laundering."
"The best feeling in the world is realizing that you're perfectly happy without the thing you thought you needed."