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Joke of the Day
"How do dogs like their eggs cooked? Pooched."
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"A husband came home with half a gallon of ice cream and asked his wife if she wanted some. ""How hard is it?"" she asked. ""About as hard as my dick."" he replied. ""Pour me some."""
"Why did the rabbit eat lunch under the sink? He found a leek there."
"A penny saved... ... is 350 Trillion Zimbabwe dollars earned!"
"Where is Victoria working now? In the kitchen."
"Did you hear about the redneck woman's husband who killed her father and her brother? Supposedly she didn't even know he was suicidal"
"[OC] What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns? An Armadealer"
"What do tornadoes and redneck divorces have in common? ... Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer."
"Ladies, if you're over 50, you may wanna rethink the cowboy hat. It's terrifying."
"An American and a German were playing ""Thumb War"" ""One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war."" ""Five, six, seven, eight, I use this hand to masturbate."" ""Einz, zwei, drei, so do I."""