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Joke of the Day

"tough choice Obama, Osama, and Hitler are lined up against a wall who gets shot first Obama for fucking this country"

"My friend was knocked down and killed by a speeding truck full of designer Versace dresses The police said he was a fashion victim"

"My friend is a sex offender. He never abused anybody, people are just offended at the thought of having sex with him."

"I just went to see the local police chief give a talk on heroin. I couldn't understand a word he said"

"An Andrew Dice Clay-esqe bit There was an Old Lady who swallowed a fly. She made $50."

"What do you call a pile of kittens? A Meowntain."

"What did the leper say to the hooker? keep the tip. ;)"

"Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror? They wanted to see it crack up!"

"Cologne - because people shouldn't have a choice whether or not they want to smell you."

"Man of Steel question. When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be? Liberace?"