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Joke of the Day
"People with guns, asking for your money... ...You've got to hand it to them."
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"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then !"
"How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything? Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one? Me : Today's."
"The Chinese couple sitting behind me have said one Chinese thing after another to each other for almost an hour now."
"What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common? Both were caught with their finger in the dyke."
"[in hip-hop voice] uh"
"My lesbian neighbors got me two fake Rolex for my birthday.... I guess they misunderstood when I told them I wanted to watch"
"I went to my first Fight Club meeting last night Unfortunately I arrived 10 minutes late so I missed the introductions but I must say I had a fantastic time I'd recommend it to everyone."
"How can the blind not see... Get rid of the Jews if he can't see what color their eyes are?"
"A planet died today I read about it in the orbituaries."