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Joke of the Day
"""How often do you floss?"" Every day ""How often do you lie?"" Every six months"
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"Give me a T! ""Give me a T."" ""T"" ""Give me a T."" ""T"" ""Oh, fuck it. I'll go to another cafe."""
"How many white cops does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, as he'll just beat the room for being black."
"Yelling at me for warming towels in the oven is not going to get the fire department here any faster."
"Watch Forrest Gump *feel inspired *toss orthotics out, go for jog *1/2 block later, keel over and die next to shit happens bumper sticker"
"What happened to the clock that was still hungry? It went back 4 seconds."
"I heard this really funny joke about procastination I'll post it later"
"I sexually identify with the black guy in a horror movie because this won't last long and we all know it"
"I don't date because I have a very particular type Girls that like me"
"""Captain, have you ever made love at sea?"" ""No son, but I've been blown ashore many a time."""