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Joke of the Day
"""How often do you floss?"" Every day ""How often do you lie?"" Every six months"
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"I like my coffee like I like my women... lightly roasted for that full bodied flavor."
"So drunk that if Dracula bit my neck right now, he'd get a Bloody Mary."
"how much is a life-time supply of fast food? Not much."
"What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito? ME-coli"
"Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine? Because Chernobyl fallout"
"Why do Cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose."
"3 men, hard of hearing: ""Its Windy out, isn't it?"" ""No, it's Thursday"", responds the second; to which the third replies ""Me too, let's go grab a beer""."
"Every time someone makes a typo, I look at the location of the letters on the keyboard to consider whether it's justified."
"Turning off the downstairs lights and running upstairs so no one kills you"