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Joke of the Day

"A wife says to her husband.... ""I want you to whishper dirty things in me ear,, to which the husband replies: ""Kitchen,bathroom,livingroom""..."

"she like a man in uniform so the mcdonalds outfit here 2 stay"

"I wish I could crowd surf to work."

"Why is Obama pro gay marriage? Because he is a cock sucker"

"What does the future hold? Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even."

"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger... ...But then it hit me"

"THe newiest Knock Knock joke I heard. - Knock Knock - Who's there? - First pilot. hopefully not too soon"

"How do you give a blonde two black eyes and a broken nose without touching her by waving your cock under a glass table"

"The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that lonely bed of yours. Left, right, middle, whatever."

"My mum made an accidental physics joke today. Me: What did you do today? Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done."