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Joke of the Day
"It might take a village to raise a child... but it only takes a viking to raze a village."
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"Know when to holdem *Pick up panties Know when to foldem *Fold em Know when to walk away *Leave laundromat Know when to run *Girl chasing me"
"INTERVIEWER: If Harry Potter was real, what Hogwarts house would you be in? ME: What do you mean ""if"" Harry Potter was real?"
"Did you hear about the midget fortune teller who escaped from prison? The headlines read ""Small Medium at Large"""
"Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road? To get to the other bribe"
"I hate suicide bombers... ..... they should just kill themselves"
"The term ""Every 60 seconds in Africa , a minute passes"" is stupid Because the majority of Africans don't get seconds , they'll be very lucky if they even get their first servings ."
"Why did the duck go to the basketball game? He heard the ref was blowing fouls!"
"How does a boat captain determine his profit? By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)"
"If you lost your needle in a haystack then I don't think you were responsible enough to have had a needle in the first place. Needle loser."