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Joke of the Day
"It might take a village to raise a child... but it only takes a viking to raze a village."
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"I farted in my wallet now i have gas money."
"One. How many time travelers does it take to change a lightbulb?"
"A Date joke When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."
"I scream, You scream, We all scream Because grandpa fell asleep at the wheel again."
"Hillary Clinton is running for president. She just sent the announcement via email."
"I can't believe they still have commercials for phone sex. What kind of sick maniac enjoys ""talking on a phone?"""
"I have an ungodly amount of Taco Bell hot sauce packets for being a grown woman who's nutritionally responsible for two children."
"What goes ""Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, BANG, clip clop, clip clop""? Amish drive by shooting."
"I can only imagine the sorts of crazy, sexy pictures of coffee that people are hiding in those ""private"" instagram accounts."