109715

Joke of the Day

"Dear girls who take a picture in slutty clothing and glasses & label the caption ""Geek lol"" You're not a geek, you're a whore who found glasses"

Next Joke
 
"Have you heard about these new Oak woord, gold-finished coffins? Apparently they're to die for."
"You're so fake... Even China denied they made you"
"I remember when I was gay It was a real pain in the ass."
"[Me narrating a documentary on guerrilla warfare] And here's more footage of people, but I'm sure apes will be in this film any minute now.."
"Son: Mom, how was I born? Mom: Well son, it all started when I asked the wrong man for directions."
"Kate who dumped me at junior school now wants me to like her interior decorating Facebook page. How the tables have turned Kate."
"Major Tom: This is Major Tom to Ground Control I'm stepping through the door & I'm floating in a most peculiar way GC: New phone. Who dis?"
"Q. What do accountants use for birth-control? A. Their personalities."
"What does the Italian cat say? Cheow!"