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Joke of the Day
"What did the priest say at the salad bar? Lettuce pray."
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"People ask me what I'm really into these days. I tell them ""debt."""
"What do you call a hacker who can see the future? A 4chan teller."
"What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court? Annette."
"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a Shitzu."
"What is light and red? Pink"
"yo mama so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!"
"The Joys of Hitch-hiking by Marsha Long"
"The number of ""followers"" you have does not make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, Jesus had 12."
"at Nike advertising meeting I need a slogan for these shoes by the end of the day. I don't care how it gets done just do it..hold up a sec"