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Joke of the Day
"How do you call a meerkat? C'meerkat."
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"My stages of drunk: 1) ""Everybody, watch this!"" 2) Prison"
"I sleep better naked and it's more comfortable WHY CAN'T THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT UNDERSTAND THIS?"
"dude are you biting your nails i thought you were vegan"
"I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from. Then it dawned on me."
"I already blamed 5 of my problems on Black Lives Matter, 7 on political correctness and 3 on the Ghostbusters reboot. Need more scapegoats."
"Husband: I love you. Me: Bullshit name 2 of my albums."
"Trust but verify."
"A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar... ...and the bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?"""
"Is a guy eating peach halves the equivalent of a chick eating a banana? Asking for a friend... ...but hurry up, I'm almost to the checker"