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Joke of the Day

"Carl: Perfect weather tonight. Me: Tell me something I don't know. Carl: Butterflies taste with their feet. Me: Fair enough."

"What's the difference between sex and conversation? You don't know? Well let's go have a discussion..."

"Does this $2500 electrician bill make my ass look broke?"

"Your vaginas PH is so messed up... That you orgasm acid rain."

"Unfaithful Russian men come home to find all their stuff in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box on the sidewalk."

"Nothing waters down the word ""ultimate"" like ultimate frisbee."

"What is the Greek Army's motto? Never leave your buddy's behind."

"I was driving home today and got stuck behind a car with a bumper sticker that said ""Be an organ donor!""... They were doing 20 in a 30. I guess they aren't feeling that committed to the cause."

"How come north Carolina is the bluest state? Raleigh scattering"

"Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with four captains? She came back with a Red Snapper."