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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hummer cross the river? For the insurance money."
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"I'd like to travel to Holland Wooden shoe?"
"What's a pirates favourite video game genre? Arr-PG's"
"What was Hitler's favorite game? Nahtzee."
"So a guy calls into work and says, ""I can't come in today, I'm seeing spots."" ""Have you seen a doctor?"" ""No, just the spots."""
"I could be way funnier with like, 143 characters to work with."
"What do you call a bad Cubs game? Unbearable"
"I tried to convince the grape that she had dried out... But I just couldn't raisin with her. I'll see myself out."
"Have you heard the joke about the guy addicted to brake fluid? He says he can stop anytime."
"Scariest thing ever: when a kid sings a nursery rhyme really slow."