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Joke of the Day
"How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter? A Brazilian"
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"Can someone come to my house and tie me to my toilet? I keep falling off. I shit, you knot."
"So what if I can t spell Armageddan It s not the end of the world."
"An Irishman walks past a bar... ..no, really. It can happen."
"*cop pulls me over* ""Sir do you-"" You a cop? You have to tell me if you're a cop ""What?"" You seem cool. Wanna buy some weed? *pause* ""Yes"""
"How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus? It was a no brainer."
"I recently became a father Is a weird way to say I just got a girlfriend and she started calling me ""Daddy."""
"My penis was in the Guinness book of world records... Then the librarian told me to take it out."
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, was the dwarfs' mother high when she named them all?"
"Yesterday, my dog was humping my leg So stupid, had to show him where my butthole was."