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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because It was eggshausted"
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"I shall plucketh thine eyes from ye skull and make kebobs but with bendy straws instead of skewers cuz those are dangerous"
"If you were on a bus full of queers, Would you stay on or get off? My physics teacher told me that one."
"Melissa McCarthy has been diagnosed with an aggressive flesh eating virus They've given her only 14 years to live, if untreated."
"How do you spell onomatopoeia? Just spell it like the way it sounds!"
"You may think that a pirate's favorite letter is R But they actually love the C."
"Much like the giant panda and the snow leopard, the 20-something white girl without a wrist tattoo is now an endangered species."
"And on another note... Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor."
"Did you hear about the witch who went in for the lovely legs competition? She was beaten by the microphone stand."
"Daylight savings On Sunday we jumped back an hour, today we jumped back 50 years."