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Joke of the Day

"My wife caught me looking at a seagull at the beach so now we're in this big fight."

"My friend wrote a crossover of Dukes of Hazzard and Knight Rider It was good, General Lee speaking."

"What's the worst thing you can do in the name of cupidity? Going to Thailand with your own children"

"What did the cell say when its sister stepped on it's toe? Mitosis!"

"It's not that I don't know how to juggle... I just don't have the balls to do it!"

"Asked for Cheez-its Wife buys Cheese Nips Now she's sitting in the corner thinking about what she did."

"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hang onto your nuts, because this is going to be one hell of a blow job."

"British people are always recording their finances because the camera adds ten pounds."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ? Alligator for her birthday was a card !"

"Why is revenge a dish best served with honey? Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)"