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Joke of the Day

"A priest walks into a bar.. He looks around and leaves disappointed. Everyone is over 18."

"Why does Trump like pressing apples in the fall? Because he likes to stick his hand in cider!"

"Have You Heard The One About The Sheep? It's baaad..."

"Whats the difference between a rooster and a gay surfer? A rooster says, ""Cock-a-doodle-doo."". A surfer says, ""Dude, a Cock will do.""."

"A man runs into a hospital yelling ""Im having a stroke!"" The nurse replies, ""I know sir, but can you please put your penis back in your pants?!?"""

"Wonder why my son doesn't want me to walk him to the bus stop? Maybe I'd better unhook one of the straps on my overalls like the cool kids."

"There are dogs that can detect cancer, find missing people, detect bombs, etc. My dog rolls around in other animals feces."

"Hubby is trying to get it up...There we go...Ok now it won't go down-oh there it goes...Shit, now it's going back up! Garage door is broken"

"What is a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons: 1. Illegal Downloading"

"Why did the hipster cross the road? To get to a place you've probably never heard of."