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Joke of the Day

"It creeps me out when my dog watches my wife and I have sex. We hide the videotapes, but he always finds them."

"You didn't like it. I was going to tell you a joke about my time machine"

"Helicopter flying above my apartment. I wanna go out in my hoodie and start running like a thief."

"What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi? People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do."

"Justin Bieber and Ke$ha has sex and gave birth to Rebecca Black."

"What to brussel sprouts and anal sex have in common? If they are forced on you as a child, you wont enjoy them as much as an adult"

"Aches and Pains by Arthur Ritis"

"TIL Condoms have serial numbers.. ..but I've never rolled one down far enough to find out.."

"Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back."

"The prince didn't mind living in his father's luxurious house but some days it was hard living in the chateau of his father"