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Joke of the Day

"TIL Condoms have serial numbers.. ..but I've never rolled one down far enough to find out.."

"My friend found a Paras while we were playing Pokemon Go. So I asked him, ""Was it under a truck?"""

"Did you hear about gay Santa? He stuck a match in a frogs ass and then shaved the skin off of the frog. Looking at it upside down he said ""now who wants some popcorn?"""

"Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house? Because a house can't jump."

"I feel sorry for all the responsible bulls out there minding their own business and just looking to buy some nice china."

"What's more covered in sweat than a marathon runner at the end of a race? Josh Duggar at a family reunion."

"What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it? A moot ant"

"My boyfriend is tall, strong, protective and flashes me regularly. Oh no wait. I'm thinking of a lighthouse again."

"How do you pleasure a capitalist? An invisible handjob."

"I have a problem with commitment Never mind that joke is lame anyway"