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Joke of the Day

"What to brussel sprouts and anal sex have in common? If they are forced on you as a child, you wont enjoy them as much as an adult"

"Little girl: ""Grandma, make a noise like a frog."" Grandma: ""Why?"" Little girl: ""Cause daddy says we'll make a lot of money when you croak."""

"What is a cat's favorite color? Purrple"

"What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick? Nah brah, tadah brah!"

"Fun Fact: When the bartender asks if you want two or three fingers, he isn't always talking about the liquor."

"I've never met an exam I've liked... They've all been too testy for me."

"Leonard Cohen is jamming in heaven with Prince now. Really awkwardly. It's not going well. Their musical styles aren't compatible"

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it."

"Went to the library today and asked have you got any books on mysterious disappearances? The librarian said "" Well, they used to be over there......"""

"What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals? The Dark Knightrogen"