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Joke of the Day
"Justin Bieber and Ke$ha has sex and gave birth to Rebecca Black."
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"A man walks into a bar... He asks the barman ""do you serve women here?"" The barman replies ""no, sorry, you'll have to bring your own."""
"If olive oil is made with squished up olives and nut oil is made with squished up nuts... What's baby oil made from?"
"Two blondes are at an CD store. One is buying a DVD. Blonde 1: Oh, what's that DVD about? Blonde 2: It's how to repair household items! Blonde 1: What do you need to repair? Blonde 2: My DVD player"
"What did John and Yoko say when their son wouldn't eat his vegetables? ""All we are saying is give peas a chance."""
"The thing about boats... If we don't bow, everyone gets stern."
"Why the new Apple Pencil isn't included with the new iPad Pro. There is no point."
"Thor. He follows the same naming conventions as macho men with their dogs. Thor means thunder. But also the literal translation of Mjolnir is ""crusher""."
"Have you ever been camping with a guy who has uncontrollable diarrhea? Shit's intense."
"What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead hookers? Your erection."