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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi? People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do."

"Yo momma so poor She opened up a gmail account so she could eat the spam."

"How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb? [deleted]"

"A lot of kids these days don't even want to be sailors... ...but it's just so easy to give in to ""pier"" pressure."

"Where do bees keep their money ? In a honey box !"

"What kind of pig do sows dislike? Male Chauvinist Pigs."

"why do ghosts like elevators? it lifts their spirits"

"This is the story of a man named Jack. Jack was, well lets just say he was a repairman. One day while repairing the shingles on a rooftop, Jack got stuck. Will you help Jack off?"

"There are two kinds of people in this world, the kind that keep their inbox at zero... and the kind that want to run for president someday."

"*conducting job interview* And what would you say your biggest weakness is? Other than that haircut."