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Joke of the Day
"You didn't like it. I was going to tell you a joke about my time machine"
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"I just found some of my long lost relatives from Alabama on incestry.com"
"Where do ghosts mail their letters? At the ghost office."
"Remember the undies with the days of the week on them, Monday, Tuesday....? In Romania we had something similar, our girls on their undies had January, February...."
"How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb? One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him."
"Mickey Mouse is on trial for the murder of Minnie Mouse The judge asks to clarify, ""The report here says your motive for killing her is for being too silly?"" ""No your honor, she was fucking Goofy"""
"How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle? He had *bean stalking* her."
"I have never understood telephones ,i mean, how can sound travel at the speed of light"
"I like my women like I like my coffee horny"
"Thank you to the brave tree who sacrificed its life so that I could have this giant receipt from CVS for purchasing a pack of Dentyne Ice."