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Joke of the Day

"Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back."

"It's not really 'fast food' if fat people can catch it."

"TIL: A second is called a second because it's not first."

"Why did the bishop love Walmart? 'Coz the boys pants are all half off."

"What do elephants do in the evenings ? Watch elevision !"

"Why don't prawns give to charity? Because they're shellfish."

"What is it called when a criminal gets excited? A Con-Yay!"

"Duct tape is like the Force... ...there's a light side and a dark side, and it keeps the Universe together."

"If I wanted to get trapped in a scary maze, I'd just go into my kid's bedroom."

"I have a friend always ready for anything.. his name is Justin Case"