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Joke of the Day

"Just realized why women love shoes over clothing, because no matter how much weight they gain, the shoes still fit."

"Why don't single women fart? Because they only get assholes once they're married."

"I'm on a whiskey diet I've lost 3 days already."

"Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Because there are blonde men too!"

"What goes clop, clop, bang bang bangbangbang!clop,clop,clop? An amish driveby"

"Was your teacher drunk when he made your multiple choice test? 1) Yes ) No %) I love you guys M) 8 ) Potato"

"What do they call Reddit in France? Ribbit"

"I've come from the future to let you know the Chilean miners will be OK, and that we haven't yet perfected time travel."

"When your bio says ""No DMs,"" I wanna DM you SO BAD and just say: ""OK."""

"My dad fought in the war and survived mustard gas and pepper spray. He is now classed as a seasoned veteran."