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Joke of the Day
"When your bio says ""No DMs,"" I wanna DM you SO BAD and just say: ""OK."""
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"Me Chinese, me play joke, me put pee pee in your coke. Me Russian, Me got Krass, me put pee pee in your ass."
"Vaccines comes from doctors --> Doctors are part of Obamacare --> Vaccines are BAD #Bible #AmericanSniper"
"smokers have a greater risk of heart disease, stroke and hard-to-hear outdoor phone conversations."
"I recently found out that they are reviving Full House. The show is called Fuller House, but Bob according to Bob Sagat, its called Filler House."
"When parents say to kids ""go to ur room & think about what you've done"" it's really good practice for what you'll do every night as an adult"
"What is Hitler's favourite type of music? Reich n' Roll"
"In 4.5 billion years the sun will burn out but on the plus side no more sunset instagrams"
"Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer? It had freed up one GB of space."
"There is a tribe in Africa that worships the number zero. Is nothing sacred?"